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The link didn't work. I had to put a period in before the com. I also put the periods in your link in your Quote. Then it worked.

Where did you find that test? That test is sure accerate. I sure am one. At least being bald make me look like one.

You Know You're A Redneck
          If You Have A . . . . .
         
Motorcycle
Bass Boat
BBQ Grill
Horseshoes
Lawnmower
Weather Station
Pet Carrier
Gingerbread House
Wedding Reception
Cat
Guest Bedrooms
Palm Pilot
Powerball Winner

        

That's sweet lol
maybe that can be a summer project

    
The Wonders of Plastic Surgery

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
because he was too skinny. His wife's tissue type was
a match so she offered to donate some of her own skin.
 
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor
felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
 
The husband & wife agreed that they would tell no one about
where the skin came from, & they requested that the doctor also
honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
 
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before!
 
All his friends & relatives just went on & on about
his youthful beauty!
 
One day, while alone with his wife, he was overcome
with emotion at her sacrifice.
 
He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you
did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
 
"My darling, she replied, I get all the thanks I need
every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.
      

          
               Polish  Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
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>       Although his English was far from perfect, they got
>       along very well until one day he rushed into a
>       lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
>       divorce for him.
>
>       The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on
>       the circumstances, and asked him the following
>       questions:
>
>       Have you any grounds?
>       Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
>
>       No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
>       It made of concrete.
>
>       I don't think you understand. Does either of you have
>       a real grudge?
>       No, we have carport, and not need one.
>
>       I mean. What are your relations like?
>       All my relations still in Poland.
>
>       Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
>       We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
>
>       Does your wife beat you up?
>       No, I always up before her.
>
>       Is your wife a nagger?
>       No, she white.
>
>       Why do you want this divorce?
>       She going to kill me.
>
>       What makes you think that?
>       I got proof.
>      What kind of proof?
>      She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore
>      and put on shelf in bathroom.
>
>      I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".
                             

Got a friend that I worked with at the prison - he sends a lot to me, got a cousin in N. Miss. that sends me a few like Polish, my sister ( LPN ) works in the Infirmary at the prison and she gets quite a few and filters them on down to me.

Have a friend that owns a video store that sends me some now and then.  Runs across some messed up videos, too. Weird ones.

                     Wish I could have that much energy.         
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