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  lol those bright women , just got to love them ,
, the back to nature diet is working OK, lost a few pounds in the proces ,
if I get any faster I might just catch up with some bright women ,
Dang, are they getting smarter these days , or am I getting slower  ?
once upon a time I had them eating out of the palm of my hand , now they check out my bank balance first ,

                          

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3
o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort
of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "Holy Crap,
That must be my husband!"

 So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped
out the window like a crazy man.  He smashed himself on the ground, ran
through a thorn bush and then started to run as fast as he could to his
car.

 A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed
at the woman, "I AM your husband.!"

 The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?"

 And that folks............is how the fight started.

           

Interesting Human Body Facts


- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.

 - A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

 - It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

 - The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

 - The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

 - A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

 - If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.

 - Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

 - There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

 - Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.

 - Women blink twice as much as men.

 - The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.

 - When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate...they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!

 - Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.

 - Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

 - If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

 - The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

 

***   You looked at your thumb.....

Didn't you?***

 
 

  Holy cow, yous have it down to a science don't ya 

  deformed what ?/////    More curves that route 66 
ok so how far am I supposed to push down on the web in between the forefinger, and thumb to get a good measurement ? 

nasty mama ...yessssssssssss