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Nope never got tagged on the nose. A chipped tooth, but I did kick his ass, so it was all good. 

         Here's some history you may not be aware of.       

> In 1850, 158 years ago:

> 1. California became a state.
> 2. The state had no electricity.
> 3. The state had no money.
> 4. Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
> 5. There were gunfights in the streets.

> So basically, it was just like California is today, except the women had real
   boobs and the men didn't hold hands.

                   

 

   Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed
 between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will
 make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the
 gift of our time.
> 
> A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot.  One day, a
>construction crew began to build a house on the empty lot.
>
> The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in the
>goings-on and spent much of each day observing the workers.
>
> Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more
>or less, adopted her as a kind of pr oject mascot.
>
> They chatted with her during coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her
>little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
>
> At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay
>envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her
>mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to
>the bank the next day to start a savings account.
>
> When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally
>impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay
>check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last
>week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to
>us.""Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on
>the house again this week, too?"
> 
> The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever
>deliver the f&$kin' sheet rock..."
>
> Kind of brings a tear to the eye - doesn't it?

                   

Ditto. But I am sure she had fun and will always remember that summer. 

 

 
              GETTING OLD      

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks,
"Who drives you to the beach?"
 

OMG that last one was good............