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Smart choice the other one would've just given him a head ache.

  just got this as a email from a friend from long ago ,  ,
and hell she is still in good shape , and hot , and a bundle of fun ,
anyway when I look in the mirror to shave , I see my dear old dad staring back 
so whose counting ? 
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Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits
         
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
 
'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
 
'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
 
When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.
 
When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
 
When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
 
When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
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BTW, it sounds like wriiten by Pam Aryes ,UK , poetess UK

Yeah, that was cute.    Thanks.

    This is a true story!   
 
               Local Bar Sues Local Church
 
 In a small Texas town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up
 their business. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block
 the bar from opening with petitions and prayers.
 Work progressed, however right up till the week before opening, when a
 lightning strike hit the bar and it burned to the ground.
 
 The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, until
 the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was
 ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either
 through direct or indirect actions or means. The church vehemently
 denied all responsibility or any connection to the buildings demise
  in its reply to the court.
 
 As the case made its way in to court, the judge looked over the
 paperwork. At the hearing he commented, 'I don't know how I'm going to
 decide this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner
 who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation
 that does not.'

 

 Nostalgia trip ?

I’m looking forward to the other titles in the series!   
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Roco that was just great. Thanks for the morning humor! 

ONE MAN'S JOURNEY
 
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. 
 
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. 
 
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.   
 
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. 
 
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. 
 
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.