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« Reply #2370 on: June 12, 2008, 09:32:56 PM »

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I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
there you go, I am skipping a few steps and headed for the latter. 
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« Reply #2371 on: June 12, 2008, 09:41:29 PM »

there you go, I am skipping a few steps and headed for the latter. 
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Two dick's ?  2funny
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« Reply #2372 on: June 12, 2008, 09:48:53 PM »

Yeah right. It looks like you need to put the bottle or crooked cig down bro. Those babies go in a huge bra.  :haha: :haha:
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« Reply #2373 on: June 12, 2008, 10:45:57 PM »

 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny

TOMMIE WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT POSTING PICTURE DESCRIPTIONS OF SHUG????
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« Reply #2374 on: June 13, 2008, 12:51:19 AM »

2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny

TOMMIE WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT POSTING PICTURE DESCRIPTIONS OF SHUG????
Well I was missing those man boobs.  2funny  Where the hell is he hiding anyway?  sad
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« Reply #2375 on: June 13, 2008, 01:09:24 PM »

Well I was missing those man boobs.  2funny  Where the hell is he hiding anyway?  sad

LOL,  Actually I'm not sure....He's been online recently, just hasn't posted for a while...   GEEK!
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« Reply #2376 on: June 13, 2008, 01:42:33 PM »

OH so we do not excite him enough for him to post up then. I see.  knuppel2  Think I'll give him a visit.
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« Reply #2377 on: June 14, 2008, 10:52:43 AM »

OH so we do not excite him enough for him to post up then. I see.  knuppel2  Think I'll give him a visit.
Have fun...i think i'll go visit tdawnaz instead....maybe i can get some cookies  wink wink
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« Reply #2378 on: June 14, 2008, 11:01:47 AM »

shugar is here most every day...he's our most busiest VA guy...he's our git er done'er...

he was here yesterday postng in a topic i started...

but he's a family man...and a business man...and a hottie...so he has a busy life...and gives us a huge chunk of himself here
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« Reply #2379 on: June 18, 2008, 01:26:22 PM »

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots, size 14-16.
2. Put them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine.
3. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls - - they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard
to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
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« Reply #2380 on: June 18, 2008, 01:28:36 PM »

Hahaha...
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« Reply #2381 on: June 18, 2008, 09:02:37 PM »

Pretty good.  2funny 2funny
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« Reply #2382 on: June 21, 2008, 10:38:01 PM »

 :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught
in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually
the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
 
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle'.
 
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
 
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a
fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
 
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
 
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what
to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a idiot put him up there in the first place.'


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« Reply #2383 on: June 22, 2008, 08:56:47 AM »

Julie Andrews Turns 69,  a great English Dame  icon_thumright


To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at
Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.
One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things'  from the legendary
movie 'Sound Of Music'.   Here are the lyrics she used:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >
(Sing It!)  - If you sing it, its especially hysterical!!!
 
Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and  handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
   These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
   These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
  When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
      And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
     These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin', 
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
   When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
      When the eyes grow dim,
  Then I remember the great life I've had,
       And then I don't feel so bad.
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(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd
that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores. Please
share Ms. Andrews' clever wit and humor with others who
would appreciate it
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Hmmmmm,.IMHO that ain't humour , it's called facing up to reality , but being happy to have got there  Laughing
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« Reply #2384 on: June 22, 2008, 09:20:17 AM »

that was great...and yes i sang it Smile
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