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as my thread was locked i guess i'll sit back and wait for a while. see what happens.

You know, Im sorry if i try to calm down an arguement that was meant to be a friendly discussion. apparently mods get pissed when they lose an arguement.

Actually, i thought this thread is the cause of that "other" thread.

This thread still has some with "mild" sexual content. Actually, it won't hurt anyone, but given starship_trooper's point of view, they can still do some damage.

they're those images of chicks(baby chickens)

What job ads really mean

“Competitive Salary”
We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition.

“Join our fast-paced company”
We have no time to train you.

“Casual work atmosphere”
We don’t pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

“Some overtime required”
Some every night and some every weekend.

“Duties will vary”
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

“Must have an eye for detail”
We have no quality assurance.

“Career-minded”
Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

“Apply in person”
If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told that the position has been filled.

“Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience”
You’ll need it to replace the three people who just quit.

“Problem-solving skills a must”
You’re walking into perpetual chaos.

“Requires team leadership skills”
You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

“Good communication skills”
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.