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« Reply #150 on: May 02, 2008, 10:25:13 AM »
 :haha: :haha: :haha: Tru that !!
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« Reply #151 on: May 02, 2008, 08:49:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss. Priss on May 02, 2008, 10:08:30 AM
What job ads really mean

“Competitive Salary”
We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition.

“Join our fast-paced company”
We have no time to train you.

“Casual work atmosphere”
We don’t pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

“Some overtime required”
Some every night and some every weekend.

“Duties will vary”
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

“Must have an eye for detail”
We have no quality assurance.

“Career-minded”
Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

“Apply in person”
If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told that the position has been filled.

“Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience”
You’ll need it to replace the three people who just quit.

“Problem-solving skills a must”
You’re walking into perpetual chaos.

“Requires team leadership skills”
You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

“Good communication skills”
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
Actually that all sounds full of truths.  thumbsup
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« Reply #152 on: September 04, 2008, 10:42:56 AM »
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« Reply #153 on: September 08, 2008, 04:18:22 PM »
NUTS.... BIG STINKY NUTS!
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« Reply #154 on: September 08, 2008, 05:24:14 PM »
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure; she was shaking and foaming at the mouth.
Our uninformed male thought this was incredible - best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure.
He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room. A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think her orgasm's stuck!"

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« Reply #155 on: September 08, 2008, 06:08:19 PM »
Quote from: pixiepistlz on September 08, 2008, 05:24:14 PM
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure; she was shaking and foaming at the mouth.
Our uninformed male thought this was incredible - best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure.
He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room. A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think her orgasm's stuck!"


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« Reply #156 on: September 08, 2008, 07:22:31 PM »
 I can't stand windows !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 Ive had to use it a few nights out of this week, including now, IT SUCK'S !!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 Where's expose' , where's spaces, what about my homebrew shell and why the hell do I have to use the mouse for everything?   where the hell is the damn automator ??????????????????????  S#!tz@^*$%^&#@F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 HOW the hell do you people do it ?  I do not miss the windows world whatsoever !


  *rants over *   next  :haha:
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« Reply #157 on: September 08, 2008, 08:15:02 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/l2MnQnRCRPI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/l2MnQnRCRPI</a>
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« Reply #158 on: September 08, 2008, 09:00:08 PM »
We're sorry this video is no longer available.  Rolling Eyes

So how does one get an orgasm stuck?  evil6

See, that "OTHER" puter ruined you.  2funny 2funny Throw it away, you will be fine in a week or so. Doctors orders.
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« Reply #159 on: September 08, 2008, 09:48:26 PM »
Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers.
The first man tells the lady about their situation and begs her for a drink.
The women says, "Sure, if you F#@& me."
The first man replies, "I would rather die in this desert, then sleep with your fat smelly ass."
The second man wants to live and agree's to do the deed. The second man and the women enter the shack, leaving the first man outside. The women says, "F#@& me then!"
The man agrees to do it only if she will close her eyes. He looks around the shack and sees a table full of corn on the cob. He picks one up, F#@&s her with it and throws it out the window. The women opens her eyes and asks for it again.
The man agrees and repeats the deed. The women is finally satisfied and agrees to give the man and his friend some water. The man calls his friend in and informs him that the women is going to give them some water.
The friend replies, "F#@& the water, I want some more of that buttered corn."
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« Reply #160 on: September 08, 2008, 10:35:27 PM »
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« Reply #161 on: September 09, 2008, 01:13:09 AM »
Buttered corn was cute.  grin I just would not want to be the corn eater.  uglystupid2
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« Reply #162 on: September 09, 2008, 04:51:49 AM »
Quote from: tdawnaz on September 08, 2008, 10:35:27 PM
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« Reply #163 on: September 09, 2008, 12:01:51 PM »
CUTE!!!??? what??? nothing cute about that...it was disgusting...
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You must not change one thing, one pebble, one grain of sand, until you know what good or evil will follow on that act. The World is in balance, in equilibrium.  It is most Perilous. It must follow Knowledge and serve need. To Light a Candle is to cast a Shadow.
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« Reply #164 on: September 09, 2008, 03:43:08 PM »
Passing this one on.....it's worth recalling who wanted all this and supported it..........

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO RUN THIS VIDEO OVER AND OVER UNTIL ALL OF US FULLY
UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON!
 
The next time you hear the expression 'Bush's  war' remember this  video!
And note that there is no 'opinion,' just direct video. 
 
             
http://www.bercasio.com/movies/dems-wmd-before-iraq.wmv


You might have to click it a second time to work!
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