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« Reply #45 on: August 25, 2008, 07:47:58 AM »

  I can't believe how gullible they think someone is.

Subject:    "Can We Trust you"?
From:   "Capt. Scott J. Wright" <britishcouncil15@o2.pl>  Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book  Add Mobile Alert
Date:   Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:51:22 +0200
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Dear Friend,

I hope my e-mail meet you well. I am in need of your assistance and
 it's very urgent. My names are Capt. Scott J. Wright of the Engineering
 Unit of US Military here in Ba'qubah in Iraq.

Regards,
Capt. Scott J. Wright
Please reply to my private and secured e-mail:
 capt.scottjwright@ymail.com

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Date:    Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:58:03 +1000
From:   "SENATE PRESIDENT" <anitaseery@bigpond.com>  Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book  Add Mobile Alert
Subject:   PAYMENT NOTIFICATION ON APPROVED ENTITLE FUNDS US$30,000,000.00


From the office of: Senator David Mark
Senate President Federal Republic of Nigeria

Dear Sir/Madam

RE: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION ON APPROVED ENTITLEMENT FUND
 (US$30,000,000.00)

This is to notify you that your over due entitlement fund has been
  gazetted to be released to you after the summit meeting held at the
 Federal Government
capital territory (Abuja) in which an indoor meeting was held between
 my government,International Monetary Fund (IMF), World Bank Auditors,
representatives of the European Union, Asian and American Congress
 respectively concerning the debts owed to foreigners.

It was agreed that all the beneficiaries under the category "A" will
 receive the sum of Thirty MillionUnited States Dollars  $30,000,000.00)
  as
approved and endorsed by all the parties present in the summit.

Be informed that your name was stipulated under the category "A"
 awaiting the receipt of his payment.

Therefore, you are advised as a matter of urgency, to reconfirm the
 following
details:

YOUR FULL NAMES:...................
CORRESPONDING ADDRESS:..............
TELEPHONE / FAX NAUMBERS:............
MOBILE PHONE:.................
OCCUPATION/POSITION:.................
AGE/MARITAL STATUS................
SEX..............

Note that if you have received this message by(electronic email sending
 error) to your system, kindly help us by informing us to enable us
 sort this out as my
office has been instructed by the newly inugurated Presidency to take
 the issuesof the release of all payment owed to foreign beneficiaries
 upon myself in order
to sanitize the good image of this country and this government will not
 want to leave without the settlement of all debts as agreed / endorsed
 by the parties
involved.

It will interest you to know that as soon as we receive the above
 details,we will commence with all needed necessary legal procedures and
 issue all payments
details to you,in order to approve the release of your long over due
 entitlement fund,as our government wants to rebuild confidence in
 International Cooperation
and InternationalFinancial system.

I want you to understand that this arrangement supersedesall the
 previous arrangements given to you.

Nevertheless,if we do not hear from you within the next seven (7)
 working days from today, it shall attract indefinite postponement of your
 payment and my
government will not be blamed for such action, any question should be
 directed to this office.

The federal government of Nigeria is sorry for any inconvenience the
 delay in releasing yourentitlement fund must have caused you as a result
 of
unprofessional services rendered by the banking and financial
 institutes and that is our aim of objective.

Best Regards,
Senator David Mark
(FEDEREL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA)
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From:   Send an Instant Message "WIGWE" <wigwe001@yahoo.co.jp>  View Contact Details View Contact Details   Add Mobile Alert
Subject:   RE: READ AND REPLY PLEASE
Date:   Mon, 19 May 2008 03:49:41 -0700


Re: Hello Sir/Madam,

I am Mr Herbert Wigwe staff of a reputable bank in Africa. On the 23rd
 of Feb. 2005, a contractor made a deposit for 12 months valued at
 USD$25.5 million. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his
 forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we discovered from his
 contract employers,that the depositor had died.On further investigation i
 found out that he died without making a will.  The money is still
 sitting in our  Bank and According to the Laws, here in Africa, at the
 expiration of 10 (ten) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the
 Government Treasury if nobody applies to claim the fund.
  Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the next of kin to
 the depositor.

However my proposal to you is i want to front you as the Next of Kin to
 or bank deceased customer. If this business interest you furnish me
 with the bellow information:

1.Your full names.
2.Your full Address.
3.Your personal Tel
4.Your occupation.
5.Your age.

Best regards,


Mr Herbert Wigwe
Deputy Managing Director
Access Bank Plc.
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« Reply #46 on: August 25, 2008, 07:55:43 AM »

You just get inundated with them don't you  :haha:
yeah I get about 30 a week , but none make it to my inbox , I use Mail washer free , it works well ,

found this bit of news
The amount of spam crammed into UK inboxes has quadrupled over the past three months, according to figures from an anti-spam company.
The average UK internet user was targeted with more than 30,000 spam emails in the past three months, ClearMyMail claims.

Its spamming index said the worst hit were customers who had Orange as their ISP, where spam accounted for more than 96 percent of all emails received between April and June.
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« Reply #47 on: August 25, 2008, 08:03:11 AM »

  Mail Washer. I wonder if they have that for Linux. Whats the addy to the site?
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« Reply #48 on: August 25, 2008, 08:15:01 AM »

scdreamin3  Laughing you got a good set there ,  Laughing
I liked the  
Capt. Scott J. Wright" <britishcouncil15@o2.pl  ( o2.pl = Poland  )
My names are Capt. Scott J. Wright of the Engineering
 Unit of US Military here in Ba'qubah in Iraq. ( "my names " ? how many has he got ?
           "Can We Trust you"?    2funny

Ok on the mail washer , I be back on that
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« Reply #49 on: August 25, 2008, 08:30:17 AM »

  Mail Washer. I wonder if they have that for Linux. Whats the addy to the site?


http://www.mailwasher.net/faq  , looks like there is not a free ver.for  linux ,
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« Reply #50 on: August 25, 2008, 08:37:15 AM »

  Yea, I laughed my head off at the Capt. Wright one. Hey it gets worse, look at this official looking one..................


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« Reply #51 on: August 25, 2008, 09:09:28 AM »

  Yea, I laughed my head off at the Capt. Wright one. Hey it gets worse, look at this official looking one..................

  Hmmm , keep a low profile , the FBI is involved ,  good to  know they are proteting your rights to
several million $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$,  Laughing

Hell, I would frame that one , and hang it on the wall
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« Reply #52 on: August 25, 2008, 09:30:11 AM »

Or send a copy to the FBI.  azn
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« Reply #53 on: August 25, 2008, 10:24:06 AM »

that actually is a washington phone number...hmmmm omgosh maybe u did win 15 million great british pounds sterling... shocked now let me tell u what all i need...oh i'll just make u a list and get it to ya later Smile
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« Reply #54 on: August 27, 2008, 10:35:12 AM »

that actually is a washington phone number...hmmmm omgosh maybe u did win 15 million great british pounds sterling... shocked now let me tell u what all i need...oh i'll just make u a list and get it to ya later Smile
Back off Tdawnaz , if it is right ,scdreamin3 is my bestest friend ever  :haha:
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« Reply #55 on: August 27, 2008, 02:38:29 PM »

hey roco YOU back off!!!...he loves MEEEEEE!!! and i'm a girl and and only and waaaayyyyy cuter...and he love MEEEEEE!!! and i'm an angel angel
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« Reply #56 on: August 27, 2008, 02:46:24 PM »

hey roco YOU back off!!!...he loves MEEEEEE!!! and i'm a girl and and only and waaaayyyyy cuter...and he love MEEEEEE!!! and i'm an angel angel
2funny Hussy............. I got your card marked ........................... Laughing
gonna change my will now , Wink
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« Reply #57 on: August 27, 2008, 11:37:40 PM »

i already changed my will...i'm gettin everything i own

long time ago and man at the tavern my dad hung out at drew a characture of him...he's standing at the pearly gates with his bags of loot...and st peter is bidding him farewell...and the caption read (his name was del and they called him brownie)

"brownie del works like hell
and won't it be a sin
that when he gets up to those  pearly gates,
they won't let his money in"

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« Reply #58 on: August 29, 2008, 09:41:13 AM »

Hi Tdawnaz thanks for sharing that , wise man indeed at the tavern ,


But then you can all keep the money , I just got this  smitten ............. : Very Happy

Hello!!!
I liked your profile, he has seemed to me very interesting and I have decided to write to you! I hope, that I also will like you we can get acquainted. Only because from some profile here, you began most to the best for me. I do not know why, but it so. Certainly, I cannot tell about me much in the first letter and send a photo, but we could make all this if you have desire to find the serious girl. I do not like, when with me play and I think that you also. Therefore, if all of you will become interested, I would be glad to send you My photo and to write the letter, only after you write on My e-mail: anastasiyatibi@*****.com In any case, I shall wait for your letter. If not write, the destiny means. With good wishes, your Anastasiya.
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I specialy liked the "I liked your profile " well apart from the beer belly, I always was a handsome guy  2funny, but not sure I am seeking a serious girl , I was married to one of those for 30 years ,
now just seeking a fun girl  cheesy
No I didn't reply , it might have been my G/f testing me out ?, Evil or Very Mad,
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« Reply #59 on: August 29, 2008, 10:04:23 AM »

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No I didn't reply , it might have been my G/f testing me out ?,
:haha: :haha: :haha:
So true.
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