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LO Bro , hate you to miss out on the "fun"  , three more to share ,

FROM THE SAINT ANOTHONY MATERNITY HOME NEITHERLAND AMSTERDAM.
100 BEDFORD STREET BARLEY
ROAD OPPOSITE SAINT NICOLAS
COMPANY NEITHERLAND AMSTERDAM.
APARTMENT: ROOM 6 5TH FLOOR
WEBSITE: www.stn**at.org
TEL:338829291011

GOOD FOUNDATION FROM MRS SUZZY WILLIAMS Dearest friend, Hello and How are you doing? I am Mrs. Suzzy Williams, from Netherlands I am deaf and has cancer of the breast, I lost my husband 12yrs ago without a child of mine.

 I have to sell all my properties left by my husband because the doctors say i have less than 2months to live. i have deposited the funds of $3.5 Million Dollars,which i sold from my properties and deposit into a Bank.

 I want you to help me use the funds to help the charity,deaf and the motherless babies home before i die.If you are a good and honest Christian ,i shall give you the contact of the Bankand also the Deposit Certificate,so as to claim my funds before my death.

Expecting your urgent response.

May God bless you as you carry out my wish.

 Yours dying sister

Mrs. Suzzy Williams
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BTW the first one from Mrs Suzzy Wiliams , well she got the patron Saint right , "the patron Saint of lost things "
but what the hell is the unfortunate woman ? doing in a maternity home ???
 LOL  3.5million USD ,  ? just some times, I wish I was a christian ,
ooops pagan joke , "trust me I am a christian " done in a whinny voice , it makes us all laugh ,
the second one ,
"and love the gain 3.02 inches , meauring to 2 decimal places is amazing , but hell I wouldent want that gain , I would be forever treading on the thing  or sporting a pink necktie 

Hey guys anyone Know Lindsay from Cal USA , ? she is obviously with the wrong guy ,
maybe he is Australian and follows the " brace yourself Shelia ", kind of guy,   .
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lol: maybe "PAUL " is spreding around a bit ,and gets a bit tired at the end of a busy day, kinda all work and no play thing ?

Maybe  all this crap spam originates from my G/F , is she trying to tell me something ,?

lol ,I like the 2 SHORT months , is she refering to the short , or the months ? 

Duh they are rolling in this ervening ,
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apart from the fact I don't bank with lLyods TSB , it a middleing plish atempt , 5/10 ,
nice to see they are trying to "help protect you and your account."





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  notice poor Suzzy williams is deaf but she gives her phone number  ,
and she lives at 
100 BEDFORD STREET, ( very English "Bedford street )
 BARLEY ROAD , (she must be a big woman to live in 2 differnt addresses )
OPPOSITE SAINT NICOLAS COMPANY ( lol the Saints now own companies !!! )
NEITHERLAND   ( neitherland    most Dutch folk live in the Netherlands , but I guess she dont live there  niether)
AMSTERDAM.
APARTMENT: ROOM 6 5TH FLOOR
and apart from living in a maternity home , having had no children , and deals in $ not the European Euro , makes me think this may not be genuine , 
I only give this one 1/10,
but 5/10 for entertainment value ,

if they had only asked me for a few pounds so they could get a education , I might have helped out , 

    LOL, Bro at first I thought yours was in code ,but after an hour trying to deciphering it , I think you are right 
I only got 4 banking plishes yesterday , all trying to get my bank details , all from banks I don't use ,  ,  the way I see it  bulk mailing is not working for them ,coz soon as you receive one allegedly from a bank you don't use , you get suspicious , apart from all UK banks warn about this in their monthly statements , 

next will be identity theft I guess , Duh ,  they are wellcome to mine , bet they give it back in less than a week  ,   coz if they want my identity the wife goes with it 

  this one is a bit wide of the mark ( about 3000 miles wide )

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Sometimes I think they are talking to our G/F's.  So did they really catch you?

Just an update ,
  the plish attempts are getting funnier each week ,  The U.N.President addresses me as "My good friend,"
Jane Phillips is sending me money , seems like a generous woman,
and then the Abbey bank needs an update of my account , by linking to "mothers.single-mother.org/   
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