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« on: June 09, 2008, 02:33:10 PM »
LOL, I nearly posted this in "funny Stuff "

A Tyneside woman who gave birth during a friend's hen night in Blackpool said she did not know she was pregnant. ...................( I guess some guy  is in for a a shock today  evil6)
Ally Ashwell, from Newcastle, was touring the seaside town's pubs and clubs in a bumble-bee outfit, when she began to feel unwell.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7445055.stm ol:
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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2008, 03:19:58 PM »
Then I guess someone was busy as a bee.  evil

Wait, wasn't that your last girlfriend Roco?  wink
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2008, 03:42:02 AM »
Quote from: tommie gorman on June 09, 2008, 03:19:58 PM
Then I guess someone was busy as a bee.  evil

Wait, wasn't that your last girlfriend Roco?  wink
Laughing Bro , Ive dated some kookies . some dressed as french maids, nurses etc shocked
but I don't recall one dressed as a Bee,
somebody  is going to  get stung IMHO  evil6
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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2008, 09:44:48 AM »
Don't pubs and pregnant sort of go hand in hand, like a cigarette and a drink? Well she did smoke afterwards you know.  Laughing
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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2008, 04:01:16 PM »
Quote from: tommie gorman on June 10, 2008, 09:44:48 AM
Don't pubs and pregnant sort of go hand in hand, like a cigarette and a drink? Well she did smoke afterwards you know.  Laughing
Laughing another reason to avoid pubs I guess , apart from the cost of a pint , ( $8 USD )

Hell I have found the perfect contraception , take a nice girl for a moonlight walk along the river Thames past all the history and Bridges , quick tour of the Palace followed by a good meal in a riverside restaurant ,with  some good french wine, cab back to my place
race up the stairs throw off the clothes  then ..............................>









jump on the bed ..........................................









 then fall asleep , turn on my back and snore , wake up in the morning and convince myself we had a good time , absolutely fail safe contraception ,works every time ,

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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2008, 04:18:22 PM »
I like it.  :haha: evil6 :haha:

A great prescription for what ales one.  azn
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2008, 03:12:33 PM »
How can someone not know they are pregnant?? (More like she denied it til she couldnt anymore)
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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2008, 04:01:12 PM »
Welcome to the forum Dude111, actually it happens all the time. Don't you read the Enquirer?

No for real the bigger gals usually are more prone to not knowing.  NERD!
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« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2008, 07:21:16 PM »
Quote from: tommie gorman on June 16, 2008, 04:01:12 PM
Welcome to the forum Dude111, actually it happens all the time. Don't you read the Enquirer?

No for real the bigger gals usually are more prone to not knowing.  NERD!
Laughing I will take your word for that Tommie , as I don't do bigger  gals , Laughing

but I think Dude 111 , ( and wellcome from me ) is right ,  there seems obivious things she would have missed ,  shocked., but hell what do I know about these things,
but a good tip not to date a bee  Laughing,
 

 
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2008, 11:18:54 PM »
Quote from: Dude111 on June 16, 2008, 03:12:33 PM
How can someone not know they are pregnant?? (More like she denied it til she couldnt anymore)

yeh i knew a girl that lived up the street from me maybe 30 years a go...big girl...never knew...never missed a period...never got any bigger...just thougt she had to go to the bathroom...came out of the bathroom with the head already out...big baby too...8 pounds+

lemme tell ya...she was the talk of the neighborhood...it happens
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2008, 12:59:23 AM »
See....I told you guys.  cheesy Nah nah nah nah.  grin
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