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We have a Duck Regatta here in Cincinnati also. $5.00 a duck $1000.00 To the winner the rest of the money goes to Charity.

http://www.rubberduckregatta.org/

lol Bros you are looking at a very disappointed guy , I cannot launch my duck or even handle it before the event ,  I had the duck tuneing  theory down to a fine art ,
#1  if it went down stream with a tail wind up is ass , give the underside a quick PTFE spray ,
#2 if it went against the flow ,roughfen up it's ass with some emery paper for better grip in the water ,
#3 launch on the left bank , shorter course and faster flow on that side ,

so my odds have dropped back to 165000 to 1 ,  ,
still it is all for Charity , and my duck will be racing unmodified ,
and will help raise more than $660,000 USD for charity

P.S. *thinks* I have a friend who is a scuba diver , wonder if he could help ! but then how would he recognise my duck from the other 164,999 ducks from under water ?

BTW , I have been told I have a competitive nature , does it show ??

LOL bro I was told I changed my baby buggy wheels for slicks for better traction on
 the sprint to the food store when I was 5 months old  !!! , 

  jump ramps ? we was so poor we had nothing to jump with,only our own 2 feet , and that was without shoes ,  , we didn't even have a front gate , it was taken by the Gov. for the war effort , to make Spitfires , mind you I never saw a Spitfire made out of wrought iron , maybe we were conned ! ,

'My saucepans have all been surrendered,
The teapot is gone from the hob,
The colander's leaving the cabbage,
For a very much different job.
So now, when I hear on the wireless
Of Spitfires  showing their mettle,
I see, in a vision before me,
A Dornier chased by my kettle.'

LOL ,  recycling is not a new invention , the UK has been there and got the T , 63 years back ,
BTW ,my parents never got the gate back 

Thats fricking awesome Biggles. I love it.