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OOOoops, I guess I dropped the ball that time. Only in five months though.   


"Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a F#@&ing book for once. "

The Breakfast Club


A classic in its own time!

I had a 1590 on my SAT, I got a 44 on my MCAT, and I have a 4.0 GPA from MIT. I thought I had my life mapped out, but then I remembered what my non linear equations professor once told me, always account for variable change... I let down my good friends, but as it turns out, they weren't too bad at simple math either. I scored the prettiest girl in school. I got beaten down by an old school Vegas thug who was having trouble accepting his retirement, but I worked out a deal with him that got him a nice pension... And I lied to my mother, but I confessed a lie and well, she still loved me... So my senior year of college I joined this team and I learned this new skill. I went to Vegas 17 times to use it. I made hundreds of thousands of dollars counting cards. And then I had it all stolen from me, twice... How's that for life experience professor? Did I dazzle you? Did I jump off the page?

Yep, your up.

Ok But I won't be using my hands. 

Now this was a  good movie. saw it with the girls last night.

"Judge for yourself its believability, and then try to tell yourself, wherever you may be, it couldn't happen here. "


 

  Ok, I admit, I had help from a friend in Bonneau on this one. That was Night Stalker (1972). My buddy eats, sleeps, and breathes old movies. Me, I just love war movies, and comedies, old and new.

  Here's one I am sure you will get in a matter of minutes.

   "This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."

  Awww. What gave it away, Pyle sittin' in the lavatory? That scene MADE the movie!! Vincent D'Onofrio an awesome character actor. Crazy Bawstard, lol.