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S#!t. I lock the office door with a padlock. She kept finding the key. Now it has a combo. 

The key is in my brain. 

 And family affair? She will not even entertain the thought of a bike, I ride with the girls. She will be the first to admit excersize is for others. I figure her for a heart attack before long really. You can lead them to water, but if you try to make them drink its considered murder. 

 I have an old english racer 3 spd. And our block is over a few miles. You sure you wanna go? We usually go some many times up the street so far and come back. And along the way we feed treats to the neighbors horse. They love the peppermint ones. Or apples if they are doing well. Never tried pears on them yet. So yeah, bring the bike and we'll go then.

 Yeah you can bring wine in your water bottle if you  wish. 

Thats why CA3LE put in that chinese made spellchecker. 

I'll be there shortly. Now if I can remember how to get this old contraption going again.

Ooops double post

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Central London .
 Nothing is moving north or south.
 
 Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
 The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What Happened, what's the hold up?'
 
 'Terrorists have kidnapped Gordon Brown, and Alistair Darling.
 
 They are asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to
 douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We are going from vehicle
 to vehicle, taking up a collection.'
 
 The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
 
'About a gallon'

UK Petrol rationing threat as police prepare to get tough with striking drivers ,

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article4132714.ece

Emergency powers to order petrol rationing will come into force on Monday if the strike threatens to grow out of control. Any mass show of secondary picketing at refineries and distribution depots this weekend will disrupt plans by the industry to keep petrol flowing at the pumps. Fuel shortages will also be inevitable if farmers and hauliers join illicit protests.

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That was in June 08,  and we narowly avoided  petrol rationing , again !!!
this is the 4 time  that the UK has faced this , one period of rationing lasted 8 years ,  the Goverment gave vouchers for around 200 miles per week , more if you had special work etc.
I have just found mine from 1974 , I am keeping it in case it's needed again 

edit to add , these ration books are being sold on e-bay , notice it clearly states " this book is the property of Her Majesty's Goverment "  , I guess it could get interesting ,  LOL "off with their heads " 

IMO we already have a form of rationing " by price "  and that hits the  least able hardest ,
I notice allegedly John McCain doesn't know the price of gas , I doubt many rich folk do either ,

Mudmanc what sort of attack ?  all I can see is some sort of internal political revolution , imho