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« Reply #60 on: May 28, 2005, 09:32:32 AM »
...drove in reverse all the way to my favorite BBQ hangout.  Then, while there we...
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« Reply #61 on: May 28, 2005, 09:33:39 AM »
....flipped a coin and....
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« Reply #62 on: May 28, 2005, 10:07:04 AM »
...motel where we could take a shower to wash off the dried chocolate.Then we could...
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« Reply #63 on: May 28, 2005, 10:10:13 AM »
...set off fireworks in the bathroom and....
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« Reply #64 on: May 28, 2005, 11:12:05 AM »
...brush our teeth with gunpowder. The first kiss we share will be so hot that...
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« Reply #65 on: May 28, 2005, 11:40:08 AM »
...the fire sprinklers will go off. 

After a quick shower, I devised a makeshift prosthesis for my gnawed-off foot.  Then we set the motel a-fire, jumped in the Mustang, and.....
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« Reply #66 on: May 28, 2005, 12:43:45 PM »
...the medication I had taken earlier kicked in.  I became a bird and soared on high above the Earth: rivers of purple and pink, trees of golden daggers.  I was stopped mid-flight by a giant blue earthworm who carefully told me:
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« Reply #67 on: May 28, 2005, 03:22:31 PM »
I looked down & because of the temporal time displacement I had two feet. I was so happy I...
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« Reply #68 on: May 28, 2005, 09:04:56 PM »
...a leather jacket with no pockets. When I turned around,...

(*gasp* Plaigiarism!!! I'd Get in Big Trouble For Doing That...)
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« Reply #69 on: May 28, 2005, 09:07:13 PM »
CrazyLegs was walking toward me.  Boy, did I miss her!  I said....
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« Reply #70 on: May 28, 2005, 11:03:12 PM »
... How do you like me with both feet? ...
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« Reply #71 on: May 29, 2005, 05:25:44 AM »
...she said: "Shut up and kiss me."  We embraced passionately for what seemed a lifetime.  Then I opened my eyes to realize with a shock that I was not holding the woman of my dreams, but in fact had an alligator in the sleeper hold.  We wrestled for a while and then....
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« Reply #72 on: May 31, 2005, 02:35:12 PM »
...it suddenly evaporated into a cloud of mist. I tried to chase after it and ran right through the mist, which somehow teleported me to...
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« Reply #73 on: May 31, 2005, 08:43:25 PM »
neverland...and standing right in front of me was michael jackson...he stretched out his arms and said...you two...
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« Reply #74 on: May 31, 2005, 08:47:51 PM »
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